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Vuko, the park inspector. The national park is off limits, but the road ahead is outside the park.

Scarlet elf cups are starting to appear in the forest. Few things in are as dangerous as drunken elves.

A bever lodge in the of . Beavers decided that a patch of plastic sheet used to reinforce a nearby levee would be useful to them too.

For a few years I posted lies about on Twitter. Now I'm thinking of resurrecting them here. Many of them were puns in Polish, practically impossible to translate. Some had cultural references that need explanation, but I'm willing to explain them – I have much more space here.

This was the first lie:

Szerszenie próbujące się dostać do butelki z piwem można łatwo odstraszyć naśladując dźwięki polującego nietoperza.

Hornets trying to get inside a bottle of beer can be easily scared of by imitating the sounds of a hunting bat.

A lab in a tiny house in the of . don't complain, although they probably should.

He dreamed of herding sheep but is now ploughing a potato field in , where dreams of glory sink in the bogs. The bogs are beautiful here – after all, they're made of sunken dreams.

Pietruszka, of the terrifying pack, on the corpse of her victim (that's what I think she is thinking, I might be wrong)

There's lots of interesting stuff underground at the edge of a meadow. Layers of coal are a few hundred meters below, but we hope they won't reach that deep. They come back with black noses and feet anyway.

Moro and Pietruszka waiting for the reward for climbing that tall tree. Masza managed to join them later and was rewarded too.

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