Vuko, the park inspector. The national park is off limits, but the road ahead is outside the park.
For a few years I posted lies about #Polesia on Twitter. Now I'm thinking of resurrecting them here. Many of them were puns in Polish, practically impossible to translate. Some had cultural references that need explanation, but I'm willing to explain them – I have much more space here.
This was the first lie:
Szerszenie próbujące się dostać do butelki z piwem można łatwo odstraszyć naśladując dźwięki polującego nietoperza.
Hornets trying to get inside a bottle of beer can be easily scared of by imitating the sounds of a hunting bat.
A #LoRaWAN lab in a tiny house in the #wetlands of #Polesia. #IdąPsięta don't complain, although they probably should.
Masza decided she does not want to be a monument.
He dreamed of herding sheep but is now ploughing a potato field in #Polesia, where dreams of glory sink in the bogs. The bogs are beautiful here – after all, they're made of sunken dreams.
Pietruszka, of the terrifying #IdąPsięta pack, on the corpse of her victim (that's what I think she is thinking, I might be wrong)
A fake monument to dog's patience – a blink of an eye later she jumped off.
There's lots of interesting stuff underground at the edge of a #wetland meadow. Layers of coal are a few hundred meters below, but we hope they won't reach that deep. They come back with black noses and feet anyway.
Moro and Pietruszka waiting for the reward for climbing that tall tree. Masza managed to join them later and was rewarded too.
Moved to https://circumstances.run/@Szescstopni. This account will stay up for a while.
Living in the #wetlands of #Polesia (#Polesie in Polish) in #EasternPoland. Surrounded by #bogs and #forests, trying not to fuck up surrounding nature too much.
Taking care of a small pack of #dogs (most of them rescue dogs) – #IdąPsięta.
#RuralBroadband provider by accident. Starting a small #LoRaWAN project to monitor our wetlands. Coding, mostly in #Python. Luddite.
#Atheist. I don't believe in #science – science is our defence against belief.
Fuck nazis.
I check facts before I toot.
I sometimes toot in Polish.
Zdolny, ale leniwy.