szescstopni @szescstopni@qoto.org

Some years ago, I was walking from the kitchen back to my office at Google, carrying a piece of cake on a plate flat on my hand. There was a path between the desks, and walking towards me were Henry Kissinger followed by Eric Schmidt.

Eric saw what I had in my hand, and locked eyes with me. I was as tempted as I have ever been, but in the interests of world peace and keeping my job I kept my hand where it was, where it then passed just a few inches from Kissinger's face.

"There are nearly 600K unfilled cybersecurity jobs in the U.S. right now, and about 3.5M open roles globally, says Lisa Gevelber, Google’s chief marketing officer for the Americas"

This is because all the openings are entry level positions requiring 5 yrs experience.

@robsonfletcher

A lot of people attacked Justin Trudeau for saying that and I seriously doubt any of them will offer a retraction now.

Jestem ciekaw co zrobi pięciolatka z 'soczewką fresnela' nadrukowaną na przeźroczystą folię w formacie A4.

Czytaj dostanie pod choinkę wieeeeeelką lupę ;D

Pierwsze Kulanie Pocovidowe \o/

#rower #las #zima

Do you know any teenagers passionate about programming? Maybe you are one yourself 😉

Youth Hacking 4 Freedom, our #FreeSoftware ⌨️ coding challenge is back!

Find out all the information at #YH4F website, and register to join the online opening event, on 🗓️ 7 December.

🏆 You can win up to 4096€ in cash! 💶

https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20231116-01.html

@girlonthenet people are happier after an ice cold beer and a menthol cigarette according to a study of alcoholic smokers conducted jointly by the Council of Industrial Breweries and Phillip Morris.

Fun bullshit of the day… this ‘study’ is actually a survey of people who are currently cheating, done by a website specifically designed for those looking for secret affairs.

Pinched from somewhere else, but this was just too good not to share.

Yes I'm a woman who believes in crystals and that their vibrations affect our lives!

The System Crystal in the original Nintendo runs at 21.47727 MHz and is integral to the operation of the Picture Processing Unit!

#retrogaming

Car-brains: I need this $60k SUV because I have to go grocery shopping and have a kid to haul around.

Me: *Picks up firewood, $150 of groceries, and a 12 pk of beer in one trip on an ebike with my kid along for the ride.*

[this actually happened to me, in 2019]

Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin

Hey, web friends. I usually don't ask to share my posts, but this one is a bit different. I would appreciate it if you could help me boost this one 🫶

https://pawelgrzybek.com/just-like-that-we-are-shutting-down-so-i-am-looking-for-a-new-role/