Pat @Pat@qoto.org

@aworldinpages

Don't give up hope...

When you get old, you may get dymentia and have your wish.

@freemo

When you hear something, always consider the source...

But even if the source is just fiction, the statement may still be true. You just can't make an assessment based solely on that fictional source.

@aworldinpages

I don't know why Togo didn't make the list. My favorite food is togo food. I always get food togo. 🙂

(That may be a provincial term, I'm not sure.)

Younger folks probably didn't learn this in school, but in 1998 President Bill Clinton was impeached for getting a blow job in the oval office.

#US #history #USPol #blue #dress #monica #clinton #potus

@freemo

Speaking of negotiating...

@Co @freemo @hans @mc

I'm a sexual intellectual.

( a fucking know-it-all )

@tanweerdar@mstdn.social

(Draft II)

Dogs of Wall Street mold a collapse
More to the haves
More poor, more more.

Watchdogs silent
To speak breaks the flow,
Silence is golden, more, more.

A madman spews his mad words
Half for, half-cocked
The other half gets more, more.

Bad bug is loose, what to do?
Keep it going, more, more.
Millions dead, then more, and more.

Now the dogs are out
Now they bark, no more, no more
Now lightning and comfortable thunder.

#MastoPrompt
#SmallPoems
#Poetry
#Thunder
#draft

@trinsec

We have several species of wasp here but they're all relatively tame. The paper wasps can be kind of destructive if they decide to start munching on your wooden structures.
@peterdrake

@peterdrake

>"It would be spider venom."

That would make more sense, because that happens in nature. But predators are terrifying irrespective of species.

@trinsec

@trinsec @peterdrake

Wasps are fine as long you don't try to hurt them or disturb their nest.

.
“This tastes like shit!”

How do you know what shit tastes like? I’ve never met anyone who has ever actually tasted shit. Except my dog. And he’s not talking.

@peterdrake

Is he going to rip the wings off first, so they can't fly away?

@trinsec @peterdrake

They had to kill the bee to get the venom.

@kmic

Or maybe sinoentomoxenophobic.

@kmic

I think they are entomoxenophobic.

@mc

Oops! I spelled it wrong again in my correction...

@tanweerdar@mstdn.social

Dogs of Wall Street mold a collapse
Trillions to the haves
More poor, more more.

Watchdogs silent
To speak breaks the flow,
Silence is golden. More, more.

A madman spouts mad talk
Half for, half against
The other half gets more, more.

A bug is loose, what to do?
Keep it going, more, more.
Millions dead, more, more.

Now the dogs are out
Shouting no more, no more
Finally the comfortable thunder.

#MastoPrompt
#SmallPoems
#Poetry
#Thunder

@Jain @icedquinn

Optimal timeline is probably where there is no concept of president at all.

@billstankiewicz

>"GET OUT ENJOY NATURE MY FRIEND, and stay positive..."

@aworldinpages