@TwistedEagle@brighteon.social
#duckandcover #problemsolved
Every #fashionista knows, you don't wear a #rolex unless you're wearing a #tansuit! 🧐
@DailyCaller Those losers had a half a week to fix this and IT'S NOT FIXED! #losers
@ScottAdamsSays_bot Assumptions are always true, it has been assumed.
@Jellyfrog Canada is going to #pay for it, people are saying.
If I were an #impeachment Lawyer, I'd most defiantly ask for a Per Diem of 1.3B 🕵️
@Demosthenes Only if it's in #cryptocurrency with a lost password! 🕴️
I'm starting a new Business Venture!
Heart Shaped #Valentines Salads! 😍
When you take a lady on a dinner date, she typically orders only a Salad. Using that one metric I can project a new billion dollar industry! Join my new startup!
Well Well Well, look who has the highest average #COVID19 deaths Per Day of any living world leader! And the lowest average #golfs per day of any living current President! #thatjoeguy that's who!
Somewhat Gender Controversial
@unnnmslymchlmps Even more controversy... #bellybuttons
@ambulocetus #Fanfiction has too many words, I'll wait for the #movie.
@mur2501 luck fuck duck. I also sense a pattern.
@marathon Ohhh, I was so close. I offered heart shaped salads for #Valentines.
@angelobottone Test++
I just might be serious! (don't eat the onion)
#AvidIndoorsman
Looking for a Princess, my pet dragon is famished!