dv8 @dv8@qoto.org

Now is Never the Time! ⏳ #CantWeAllJustGetAlong

@dankmaximus Oh no, you must not use WestlandsByte, they might think they own Byte! The other however is perfectly innocuous and makes it appear that bytes are plentiful. #ibet

@metapsyche #shpongle (I don't do spotify so didn't bother looking)

@valleyforge Can't break laws if you make laws.

@dankmaximus I'm in favour of adding an S on WestlandByte

@Diptchip Sounds like that #garfield character.

@StoneLi Four Senators were questioned quite vigorous, for that Covid stock dump last year, then forgotten quite vigorously. I expect a repeat performance.

@GVRon
Sounds like starket #manipulation! 🤭 🙃

Why we need a two mask minimum cover charge! 😷 🍺

There are some Nasty Rumors going around lately, that #cooties are a #HOAX! Now that Schools are back in session, please stop this Vicious Rumor. Cooties are terrifying! Think of the Children! 🤢

@freemo @funny Well #denmark ran with that one
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis

@freemo @funny Science bitches, always talking #nerdy! 🤓

Perhaps they should have tried #shorting #hydroxychloroquine instead. 🏦 📉

@awethon Good to see #winning is making a comeback! 🍸 💊

@lupyuen Little know fact, first man to step on the moon (Leroy Jenkins of all people) was mauled by a cute cuddly Water Bear. They stuffed his body in an unlit crater, then that other #dude did that step for mankind spiel. 😎

@lupyuen Uhoh! #Tardigrade infestation!

@haskal Everyone knows it was created by the Powers of #AlGore!

@freemo @Science As long as #apple maps can get us safely to the nearest Mc Donalds, the human race will survive! 🤸‍♂️

The Oscars/Emmys in memoriam this year are going to need a standalone event.

Stabbed in the Heart, with a metal fence stake.
You give Blue Lives Matter, a migraine. 🎸