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Include in the insane drug wars and of course funding the cartels and running guns for them. Oh yeah, and the billions that the banks need so that they don't collapse. What else... Welp, nothing for the people, that's for damn sure.

At least when Obama spent half a billion, the national park near me got a makeover and the trails refreshed.... I miss that dude's spending... not his wars and not his anti-whistleblower bullshit.
@IntegralDuChemin

people of can you help me understand if this question I've had has an answer.

Here is my attempt at asking my question:

Is there a reaction/phenomenon that *seems* to violate the laws of entropy but actually doesn't? For example, you have substance A then you place a droplet of substance B on it and it diffuses/spreads/mixes and later (after some time) it seemly starts pulling together until it's again a single droplet of substance B (as if time itself had rewinded tenet style) such that if I took a video of this reaction and later on gave you the frames/pictures of that video, you would not be able to with 100% certainty put the frames together in the original order (since you can't tell which frames corresponds to the original droplet of B in A and which one corresponds to when B clumped up after having first diffused). What is this reaction?

Uber: You must wear a mask to use Uber. Are you wearing a mask?

::only option is yes::

Me: Fuck no, but of the options yes seems to be the closest to fuck no, so I will select that.

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Note I was fine with wearing a mask in the beginning, but at this point fuck masks, I'll call the a different uber if the driver complains if i need to.

Trump was a disgrace and all, and the last thing I want is him back. But my god Biden is literally the only person who could possibly be a worse president than trump. What a fucking shit show this dude is.

Only my second time since i started lap swimming again and my speed has already virtually doubled. Took me an hour to swim a half kilometer last time and now in 35 minutes i swam nearly 0.9 kilometers. Im doing 50 yards in a few seconds under 2 minutes. I am so fucking ready for egypt.

Pool Swimming

Check out my lap swimming activity on Garmin Connect.
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Answer 

The answer is 7.

In math we count holes by using whats called Geometric Topology, which is really just a fancy way of describing an every day hole in a formal way.

The simplest way I can describe it without getting technical is if you take the shirt and stretch it and flatten it into a disc. That is, take the large opening at the bottom around your waist and stretch it out on a flat surface until it creates a flat dist where the opening around the waist is the outer perimeter of the disc.

At this point count the holes in the disc, you will count 7.

@schnappi @cee @naccy
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Answer 

The answer is 7.

In math we count holes by using whats called Geometric Topology, which is really just a fancy way of describing an every day hole in a formal way.

The simplest way I can describe it without getting technical is if you take the shirt and stretch it and flatten it into a disc. That is, take the large opening at the bottom around your waist and stretch it out on a flat surface until it creates a flat dist where the opening around the waist is the outer perimeter of the disc.

At this point count the holes in the disc, you will count 7.

@schnappi @cee @naccy
@Warlock

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Hint 

How many holes does a pipe have? How many holes does a cup have? Now use that logic and work backwards.

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How many holes does this shirt have?

Hint: you are probably wrong.

Interesting fact of the day: The reason almond milk is so expensive is because they have such tiny nipples. Its really hard to milk an almond!

One of my better comebacks lately:

"Your wife is probably so unsatisfied if you two ever had a kid he would get rug burn on the way out"

@freemo

#3 depends on who i'm having sex with

if i'm using an apple product there's no risk of course

sg-1 

:ablobcatbongo: haha i build unobtanium reactor in the basement
:revblobfoxthisisfine:

@freemo more interested in the Republicans that accept moderate gun control when it clearly says “shall not be infringed” 🙈

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