LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@trinsec @freemo
Well, you see- after a certain amount of time in one's lifespan, one outgrows birthday spankings and 'a pinch to grow an inch'. After that, all one does is break down in some way or another around their birthday.

Since freemo didn't have a mental breakdown, he sacrificed his leg to the bday gods who demand annual violences on each person's bday.

I was hoping to avoid this- but here I am again...

I got back on Indeed and LinkedIn.

Getting a job directly isn't proving to be as accessible as previously advertised.

@freemo @achso @icedquinn @strawberryfieldsforever @zpartacoos @olamundo
Wait till after my first 6mo with my next employer so that I can claim workman's comp 8)

@shibao @mia
Never had restaurant ramen- I had Miso Soup and Phò though

@freemo @achso @icedquinn @strawberryfieldsforever @zpartacoos @olamundo
Just spray on some FlexSeal, wrap it in GorillaTape and call it a day 8)

@Dee
@icedquinn
If necromancers specialize in decryption-
And programmers are sorcerers-

Does that make hackers egotistical demigods?

@mia @shibao
Instant ramen or _good_ ramen?

@freemo @achso @icedquinn @strawberryfieldsforever @zpartacoos @olamundo

Now, when they say 'go break a leg'- people don't usually mean it _literally_...

Can you swim with one leg like a merman?

@shibao
Which post? Maybe it can be dismissable

@shibao
I liked the live action gits movie as a movie- not as part of the gits universe.

@shibao
I didn't and won't.

@Linux_in_a_Bit
Or you can read it as
Washington, After.Collapseofhumanity

@shibao
Speghetti Snake

@zleap @robby
I haven't kept up with it since
https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/107181466903817162
Did they ever get back to you @Gargron ???

@trinsec @freemo
Bluebeard:::
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard

@trinsec @freemo
Is that how Bluebeard got his name?

@trinsec @freemo
I wish I knew how to read...

How do computers work again? Something about the tooth fairy...