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@skells @7
What would you pay for the best sex of your life?

Would you let the government pay someone to be your lawfully, dedicated partner?

Would you put your strength of character on the line?

@marathon0
I added a little milk to the mix that only asked for an egg n a stick of butter. Result was super fluffy chocolate chip sugar cookies.

On a side note, mixing vegetable oil (not done this time) into the mix will give it a very flakey thin outer layer similar to glazed doughnuts, but thinner.

@stux
Stop Putin such things in year head or yule forget how they're spelled :P

@PawelK @trinsec
This is what happens when flammable gases(aerosol hairspray) gets trapped inside an enclosed place.

Notice how the back of the hair dryer was the first thing to catch fire- not the base. Next, notice how the jetting flames basically shoots the hair dryer round the room.

@peterdrake
That's either for grooming, or for something else I don't think is meant for my body to interact with. You wouldn't find it in _my_ bathroom.

Would probably make an interesting bottle opener or fidget spinner of sorts.

>>>>@SirCandinavian@noagendasocial.com
>>@lucifargundam or really loooowww
They're all high, down there.

@SirCandinavian@noagendasocial.com
They're high

@LotteMonster @GreenZeta
Isn't the air like 90% water anyway year-round with all the humidity? I don't see much difference.

@shibao
I'll lube your tube, you boob. Now get back in your cube!

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