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@josemorauca @Leviatar@masto.rocks
te gusta la música?
No, me gusta Pitingo

@josemorauca @Leviatar@masto.rocks
ya estaba muerto antes por dentro

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IMPORTANT POLL

do you sneeze when you walk from a dark room into the sun

Boosts appreciated :boost_ok:

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This guy thinks he's so smart that nobody will be able to solve his puzzle. I have neither the time nor the skill, but I bet one of you does. (please boost) youtube.com/watch?v=CelFQnpzh0

@technikhil
I came to point out the wrong-snake issue. I'm glad I'm not alone in the killing joy front ;-)

@freemo

@freemo I'd say the first page but I'll wait till you master the second script

Hi @Sphinx , you can set posting defaults in Preferences/Other

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A pegasus flock had become a pest in our village.

They loved our famed thatched roofs.

If they weren't trying to eat them they were trying to nest in them, and if they weren't trying to nest in them they were doing what needed to be done proceeding the need to nest. And say nothing of the splatters they left up there.

We tried capturing and releasing them in a further valley but they just flew back.

We ended up constructing sloped roofs.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

@ElMichel a ver, que sudar sudamos todos, pero luego date un agua. Es que es la base del contrato social.
Cuando ves en el supermercado desodorantes con "efecto 48 horas", te das cuenta de que la civilización se está tambaleando
@Invisibol

@Invisibol uy, sí, lo retiro. A ver si me van a reportar por discriminación sobaquil. Hate speech
@ElMichel

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OLA DE CALOR , RECORDAD:
-Beber mucha agua.
-No salir a hacer deporte en las horas de calor extremo.
-Y ducharse, sobretodo ducharse, cabrones.

@Invisibol @ElMichel o caliente, pero con jabón. Y desodorante. Que a algunos los hueles venir a 10 metros con mascarilla

@Lyudmila y el matón que se baja la mascarilla... y tampoco pasa nada. Manda huevos

@XimoVCAT

@tinomallorking va, dame tu dirección y te mando yo uno. Qué caprichos tenéis a veces...

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