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@blinkwarp Not knowing how many #cute #cat pix I'll miss while sleeping, keeps me up at night. 💤

Remember when #midwest land attacked #newyork? The #dustbowl does! 🚜 👩‍🌾 🌪️

@Baron_Rotterdam Remember when #midwest land attacked #newyork? The #dustbowl does! 🚜 👩‍🌾 🌪️

All those #restaurant employees are being #brainwashed! Next time you order food from your #waiter remind the cooks to #notwashtheirhands for sake of humanity! DO YOUR PART! 👩‍🍳 ☠️

@FructoseNo All those #restaurant employees are being #brainwashed! Next time you order food from your #waiter remind the cooks to #notwashtheirhands for sake of humanity! DO YOUR PART! 👩‍🍳 ☠️

@nanko Oh geez, they all just went on a union donuts break! It's hard to come up with solutions with these union knuckle heads! 👷

@freemo @Science Looks like #boob upgrades and a #peloton are a work expense.

@spaei That's exactly how to Amish Punk! 🎻

@nanko Indeed, their rendition RowRowRow Your Boat is both amazing and quite annoying! 🚣

@spaei unstable equillibrium is a perfect name for my Amish Punk band! 🎸

@nanko If I add up all the #voices
in my head, I'm like near that.

@spaei Mostly average with occasional bouts of Wow Cool, and an amazing amounts of Oh Noes.

@spaei Well, at first I thought it was a response to someone about chess, but your toot didn't show any context. It probably still is about chess, but hey, maybe it isn't. Maybe it's a new product about self gratification with a nifty cool name, like Fakin Mate. So perhaps this is a advert for this wizbang new self gratification device. Check FAKIN mate, only 4 easy payments of $49.95. When the product arrives, it's an instruction sheet only how to use ones hand properly for self gratification.

As an aside, sometimes I also don't get my own #jokes.

@spaei AKA #myhand

@SecondJon Didn't she also #murder all those people with #koolaid and the Great Leader of Jonestown, then cover it up and also murdered some of her colleagues. Pretty sure #clinton and #billgates were also involved, he supplied the getaway jet. Read about it on gun.eagle.net.patriot 🦅 🇺🇸

@bonifartius It goes against #humannature to complain when things are going great (sans politics obviously). So we would have to force people with no symptoms to get tested, which doesn't seem to be going well even with people who have symptoms.

@unnnmslymchlmps It's easier to pick and choose ones morality, when it's on paper. Modern Religious #proverb ⛪

@mur2501 if catlives greater than zero, catlives = catlives minus 1

@valleyforge Sweet! I can finally get #radioshack brand batteries again! 🦇 🌲

@blinkwarp The #internet hasn't been the same since #lynx replaced #gopher! 📠