@freemo @icedquinn
-It would be illegal to put dogs down
-Dogs would be given homes and jobs
-Healthcare for dogs increases
+Surge in dog-themed #Netflix shows
+Illegal to call a human a dog/bitch, as it's an insult to dogs; same with using the phrase "doggy-style".
=Pharmaceutical and various previous non-dog industries start looking for openings to approach dog lovers
=Insurance for dogs becomes more popular
=Illegal to shoot a dog without trying to calm it down first. Additional police training required
You cant really call that sexism then can you. People arent being prejudice towards them for being females, they are being prejudice towards them for being ugly. Just saying...
I was telling the girl from HS how she was sweet and I didnt want her to take it the wrong way, but she was a normie so I wasnt sure how compatible we would be...
she replies "I'm not a normie"... my response was the following:
"You were a cheerleader. That is literally the maximum level of normie a person can achieve in a single lifetime".
I will tell you this very second, if a dog ever winds up on the ballot for the presidential election he is going to win it by a landslide.
Human candidate: I will raise everyones taxes by 50% to pay for new police shotguns we will use to enforce a new round of COVID lock downs
doggo: Free beefy snacks for everyone, also government funded belly scritches.
Women: ::literally does nothing other than has breasts:: makes $785K a year
Men: ::has 5 degrees, 20 years of experience, and is the creator of the 5th largest Linux distro in the world:: $30K salary
Women: We really need to do something about women getting under paid and try to eliminate the wage gap. Its really not fair on women.
I'm not sure selling pills from your adderall prescription counts as work, but I'll give you this, its still more work than most millennial do.
@icedquinn They had to come out, they couldnt get any welfare checks while they were still in the womb.
@icedquinn Wait, millennial are willing to actually work for their money now? Wow they are maturing!
re: sg-1
@icedquinn You are a wordsmith my friend, a true wordsmith.
Do you write any poetry, if so please sign me up for your newsletter.
sg-1
@icedquinn Teal'c was more of a red blooded anti-gun nerd Daniel!
Daniel: "Noooo i dont like guns I dont wanna kill anyone"
Teal'c: "I would be well within my rights in my culture to disembowel you right now. Luckily we are on earth!"
@noelle I have never heard of that sort of porn. Sounds kinky.
It is the free* market
*definition of free subject to change according to our terms of service.
@matrix I still think we should ban Assault Cars. This incident is just proof that they kill people even when its an accident!
@freemo @hackaday@botsin.space
They say "freedom isn't free", but they forgot I upgraded to the "give me liberty or give me death" package.
@matrix It must have been one of those Assault Cars with a high capacity gas tank, we really need to ban those.
@matrix You need to be specific. We have a pretty loose definition of terrorism here. In fact This comment is technically an act of terrorism.
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My stance on various issues:
Education: Free to PhD, tax paid
Abortion: Protected, tax paid, limited time-frame
Welfare: Yes, no one should starve
UBI: No, use welfare
Racism: is real
Guns: Shall not be infringed
LGBT+/minorities: Support
Pronouns: Will respect
Trump: Moron, evil
Biden: Senile, racist
Police: ACAB
Drugs: Fully legal, no prescriptions needed
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