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@freemo @icedquinn
-It would be illegal to put dogs down
-Dogs would be given homes and jobs
-Healthcare for dogs increases
+Surge in dog-themed shows
+Illegal to call a human a dog/bitch, as it's an insult to dogs; same with using the phrase "doggy-style".
=Pharmaceutical and various previous non-dog industries start looking for openings to approach dog lovers
=Insurance for dogs becomes more popular
=Illegal to shoot a dog without trying to calm it down first. Additional police training required

@icedquinn

You cant really call that sexism then can you. People arent being prejudice towards them for being females, they are being prejudice towards them for being ugly. Just saying...

@lucifargundam

I was telling the girl from HS how she was sweet and I didnt want her to take it the wrong way, but she was a normie so I wasnt sure how compatible we would be...

she replies "I'm not a normie"... my response was the following:

"You were a cheerleader. That is literally the maximum level of normie a person can achieve in a single lifetime".

@lucifargundam

I will tell you this very second, if a dog ever winds up on the ballot for the presidential election he is going to win it by a landslide.

Human candidate: I will raise everyones taxes by 50% to pay for new police shotguns we will use to enforce a new round of COVID lock downs

doggo: Free beefy snacks for everyone, also government funded belly scritches.

@icedquinn

@icedquinn

Women: ::literally does nothing other than has breasts:: makes $785K a year

Men: ::has 5 degrees, 20 years of experience, and is the creator of the 5th largest Linux distro in the world:: $30K salary

Women: We really need to do something about women getting under paid and try to eliminate the wage gap. Its really not fair on women.

@lucifargundam

@lucifargundam

I'm not sure selling pills from your adderall prescription counts as work, but I'll give you this, its still more work than most millennial do.

@icedquinn

@icedquinn They had to come out, they couldnt get any welfare checks while they were still in the womb.

@icedquinn Wait, millennial are willing to actually work for their money now? Wow they are maturing!

re: sg-1 

@icedquinn You are a wordsmith my friend, a true wordsmith.

Do you write any poetry, if so please sign me up for your newsletter.

sg-1 

@icedquinn Teal'c was more of a red blooded anti-gun nerd Daniel!

Daniel: "Noooo i dont like guns I dont wanna kill anyone"

Teal'c: "I would be well within my rights in my culture to disembowel you right now. Luckily we are on earth!"

Which is the correct answer?

@noelle I have never heard of that sort of porn. Sounds kinky.

@lucifargundam

It is the free* market

*definition of free subject to change according to our terms of service.

@trinsec @johnabs

@matrix I still think we should ban Assault Cars. This incident is just proof that they kill people even when its an accident!

@freemo @hackaday@botsin.space
They say "freedom isn't free", but they forgot I upgraded to the "give me liberty or give me death" package.

@matrix It must have been one of those Assault Cars with a high capacity gas tank, we really need to ban those.

@matrix You need to be specific. We have a pretty loose definition of terrorism here. In fact This comment is technically an act of terrorism.

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