Keep in mind #QOTO will need quite a few hours to handle the backlog from downtime. Tomorrow we are going to split out the workers so they can begin using the scaling. So tomorrow this should be fixed. For the next 24 hours expect things to be a bit slow and uploading pictures probably wont work until we fix that.

Keep in mind #QOTO will need quite a few hours to handle the backlog from downtime. Tomorrow we are going to split out the workers so they can begin using the scaling. So tomorrow this should be fixed. For the next 24 hours expect things to be a bit slow and uploading pictures probably wont work until we fix that.

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Sorry everyone on #QOTO for the extended downtime. It was a massive migration to entirely new infrastructure. It will allow us to apply the 6 updates we have ready that we wrote with minimal future down time. Will also allow us to scale dynamically.

After we check that everything is working ok post-migration we will start applying updates in a beta environment everyone can test before we move updates to mainline. This should prevent all future downtime.

For the record this is the first time we had downtime of more than 5 minutes since the founding of QOTO over 5 years ago. So this is not normal for the server.

#QOTO is back after a long migration in the first stage of our upgrade. Now that we are on a new home we will give it 24 horus to see if the move was bug free (As it seems to be) and then we will start upgrading versions one at a time day by day.. The upgrades are prepared and ready and should be **much** quicker.

The move took a while as we keep a backlog of every message to the start of the fediverse so our media and DB stores are quite large and it took a long time. But we are back!!!

There is a part of me that wants to go full darkside and start a flat earther youtube channel that uploads real looking but actually photoshopped proof the earth is flat.

Then just rake in millions and watch the world burn.

I just cant bring myself to fan that fire though.

Witchcraft : Watchdog Integrated Tracking Computer for Horseless Carriages Running AI Flavored Toolkits

This still remains, hands down, the best name for a product I ever came up with. It was the name for an AI powered baby detection system that alerts mothers when they leave their baby in the car.

How to tell if its a spam bot on Facebook:

1) They are of the opposite sex
2) They are attractive..

::hmmm a beautiful woman wants to talk to me... there is some tomfoolery afoot!::

#Facebook

A kind old black lady screaming "lawdy lawdy lawd" everytime time something goes wrong is exactly the right amount of southern charm for my sensibilities, just saying :)

Just FYI #QOTO is blocking servers as spam comes in. We will unblock once those servers have resolved their issues, if they resolve them.

Also we will be reattempting our migration and upgrade sometimes in the next two days. Likely to be a full day of down time but with some major improvements on the other end.

#Mastoadmin #Fediverse

Combine #ACAB and idiocy and you wind up with an american cop.