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All of greek mythology is just Zeus fucking random mortals and then dealing with the consequences. Its basically just a religion about a god who couldnt keep his dick in his pants.

“When the mind has a tendency to dream, it is a mistake to keep dreams away from it, to ration its dreams. So long as you distract your mind from its dreams, it will not know them for what they are; you will always be being taken in by the appearance of things, because you will not have grasped their true nature. If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time. One must have a thorough understanding of one’s dreams if one is not to be troubled by them; there is a way of separating one’s dreams from one’s life which so often produces good results that I ask myself whether one ought not, at all costs, to try it, simply as a preventive, just as certain surgeons make out that we ought, to avoid the risk of appendicitis later on, to have all our appendices taken out when we are children.”

-- Marcel Proust

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Graph Partitioning into Hamiltonian Subgraphs on a Quantum Annealer. (arXiv:2104.09503v1 [quant-ph]) arxiv.org/abs/2104.09503

Derek Chauvin (The murderer of ) has just officially been convicted of murder by the grand jury, finally justice!

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My 4th grade teacher (upstate NY) taught us how to read newspapers with scavenger hunts for facts and bonuses for finding mistakes. We also learned how to write an editorial and how to write a letter of complaint or inquiry to a company with emphasis on "being a kid" and encouraged to extort them for free merch. Rest in peace Mr. Siegler.

Dear movie directors... stop depicting people outrunning explosions. Not even Hussein bolt could outrun an explosion. That is all.

I am going to start using metric prefixes on discrete countable objects because I can...

"Yea we had a huge turnout at concert, there were 2.3 Kilopeople there!"

"I just bought a bag of rice with about 2 Megagrains in it, should last me awhile."

Fun fact: Explosions are nothing more than an object getting very hot very fast.

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