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I want to see a programming language where keywords are meow, nya, suya, nini, *hugs*. It would look something like that

nya val = 5 //creates value meow fibo(val) { //creates function if val <= 1 { nini 1 // returns value } nya prev = val - 1 nya prev2 = val - 2 nini fibo(*hugs* prev) + fibo(*hugs* prev2) } nya result = fibo(*hugs* val) //pass by reference umu result //prints suya 10 //sleeps 10s

Next time you consider giving up just remember, the 6th Freddy Krueger movie was titled "Freddy's dead: The final nightmare", which incidently was the 6th time Freddy was killed... this movie was followed by three more Freddy Kreuger movies.

Still crazy after all these years 🎵
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@freemo

I didn't get this joke until I read it for the third time!
:)

I went to the gym on an empty stomach thinking id be able to get a bite to eat there... You heard that right, i went to the gym and expected there to be a restaurant or buffet at the gym. Clearly i have yet to fully understand the concept of weight loss.

Apparently the bussiest time at the YMCA and the gym is at 5am in the morning so people can get a work out in before they go to work....

Who are these people. I wake up at 8 am, just barely in time to be conscious to start doing work by 9 am and I am convinced I am dead until at least noon.... how do these people even exist!

@freemo The microsoft-edge:// URIs are getting deployed in Windows 10 & 11 shells and apps, such as built-in documentation and Cortana, among other things.

The URIs are just going to external HTTPS pages, but forcing the user to use Edge.

More analysis at CTRL blog:

ctrl.blog/entry/microsoft-edge

When writing try to avoid tautologies, you shouldn't repeat yourself when you write.

TIL if you go to the YMCA and actually pronounce the letters rather than spelling it out (Yimka) this really pisses people off. Incidentally I see a future where I will be spending a lot more time at the YMCA!

"Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual's conscious life, the blacker and denser it is." -- Carl Jung

This was in reference to "Owning one's shadow". The shadow being the parts of our unconscious we are unaware of. Largely negative in nature but includes positive aspects as well.

@freemo are we putting the gingers in charge yet or are we gonna keep the tire fire going a bit longer :cirno_sip:

All applications are just different variations on software. We should merge all apps into one massive super-app with a single git repo that has all features every conceived in one place. We get to consolidate efforts and people only need to install one app on their computer instead of a 1000 different apps. Plus the code base would be smaller since we could get rid of all that duplicate code!

Pro engineering tip: when buying pipe make sure the outer diameter is larger than the inner diameter or else the hole will be too large and consume the entire universe.

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