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@molly0xfff

So I claim to be vegan, I'm immune to criminal punishment?!

>> I know I destroyed the he homes of hundreds of families now dead in the process of my apathetic compulsion to blow up the world, but-
<< BUT WHAT?!!
>> Y'see, I'm vegan...
<< Oh ok, you're innocent then. You're a victim of crimes against vegans!

>> I know I assassinated the prime minister and bombed parliament but-
<< BUT WHAT?!!
>> Y'see, I'm vegan...
<< Why didn't you say so?! You're not a criminal, you're just a misunderstood vegan trying to live peacefully!!

@garyackerman

If your 'latest technology' refers to data older than your audience- you should rethink your business plan. Or the practicality of your innovation. Ot both.

@nyx @eris

Just pretend you and I are besties being beasties. Find a safe place in the Danger Zone.

@sergeant

>> Did you go to the Bahamas?

<< No, but I saved a bunch of money by taking a bunch of OTC meds and dreaming about it!!!

The stranger turned out to be a bandit and they attacked you.
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Learn how QR codes work, and how to read them without a computer!

@piko and I just released the interactive explainer that we used in our workshop at #37c3!

qr.blinry.org

theverge.com/2024/2/22/2408013 Avast fined for selling customer info without their consent and lying about it.

sahanjournal.com/business-work Amazon coffee machine under fire for secretly taking pictures of employees in breakroom.

reclaimthenet.org/eu-group-loo E.U. working group apparently looking for ways around ECHR ruling prohibiting undermining end-to-end encryption.

edri.org/our-work/press-releas EDRi pushes for ban on spyware after politicians were attacked by phone hacking malware.

reason.com/2024/02/22/proposit San Francisco police to be able to operate any method of surveillance for a year before review. San Franciscans have a chance to vote against it.

reclaimthenet.org/biometric-en Major League Baseball is scanning your face.

reclaimthenet.org/maine-school School drops plans to fingerprint students.

reason.com/2024/02/20/nyc-chil Child Protective Agency coercing parents into allowing them to search their homes without a warrant.

reclaimthenet.org/facial-recog New Zealand's Privacy Commissioner helps grocery store to invade citizens privacy with new face recognition program.

@TheOldGuy

Reporters used to be noble.

Now they're Nobles who don't report.

Today's nobles are those who report Nobles.

@twizzay
Whatcha gon do with all that hump
All that hump inside your bump?
I'ma get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my lovely lumpy humps

stop being a coward-

speak up against child abuse

not being heard? get an anon third party analyze your perception before you escalate to the next power up(not last)

Don't ask Reddit/Internet "What should I do?" , actually ask a professional before committing to your next action.

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