nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

@RustyBertrand I’m sure he’s seen some stuff.
Well, half of some stuff.

@skanman I thought it was a cliché. I was mistaken.

@ShortyMcStompy Fingers crossed for you! DM me if you need to chat it through (although not sure how it works here...) with someone who's been there.

Q: Do people actually say “mamma mia!”?
<overhears Italian-speaking chap on the phone>
A: Yes. Yes they do.

@ShortyMcStompy Having lived through precisely this, I feel for you. 🤞

Kie estas miaj mastadontaj disgefratoj? Saluton!🖖 #Esperanto

@freemo @trinsec @khird
@barefootstache retooted one of my terrible jokes, so gets a from me, FWTW. Alternatively, it may show questionable taste… 🙃

My distaste for Indico has been elevated by 450±10% today. 🤢

Oh, I boosted it instead. There it is! 🤪

I thought I'd bookmarked a massive list of sportsball-related hashtags to ignore. Turns out I didn't and now I have to trawl around to find them in order to ignore them. Balls.

Me: “Mina, would you like another walk? It’s not raining now.”
Mina:

@happysinger “Zoodles” is a much better name than “courgetti”.

@freemo I’d like to say “thank you” for being a bastion of reason in what seems to be a ceaseless flood of toxic irrationality and egotism.

Gah! Legitimately had a DIY-related excuse to buy Swarfega but failed to buy Swarfega! Mmm, #Swarfega… 🤤