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Just when I was getting depressed about my job hunting, steps up and gets back to me about my application. I am now officially having a good day even if I don't get the job! It feels nice having someone acknowledge you.

@xavigo great to have you here. Welcome. Hit me up anytime if you want to chat.

Why is it taking so long for the Jury to rule on Seems a clear cut case of innocence to me. I cant imagine how any other verdict is even a thought given the circumstances (which are largely agreed upon by both sides).

@cwebber@octodon.social never heard of it... great just when i got my emacs working now I need to add something new... see you in a week.

Italian waiter: What can I get you?

Me: What soups do you have?

Italian waiter: We have the pasta fagioli.

Me: What the fuck did you just call me!?

Italian waiter: Sir that's the name of the soup.

Me: Oh ok, I'll take some of that then.

People posting from twitter to complain about how facebook is a big tech monopoly has got to be the most amusing thing I've seen on the internet today.

@selea someone needs to detect if down detector is down... try downdetectordowndetector.com

Im not a vegetarian but I try to only eat meat that were assholes when they were alive. Sadly only Caribbean restaurants seem to label the disposition of the meat they serve. I usually order the jerk chicken.

I do not, however, recommend the clown fish, it tastes a bit funny.

@AmpBenzScientist No he did that by starting a site thats purpose was to rate how hot women on your campus were.

Jews are (usually) white people. Only reason people try to say they are not is they would hate to have to admit that white people could possibly have been oppressed..... yea you heard me.

@matrix This isnt even a meme/joke. Its just a statement of fact.

On all trips to tropical regions I prefer to maintain a boob to person ratio of 1 or greater. Sadly on this trip that will only be true for 2 - 3 weeks out of the 3 months... I hope I can cope.

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