🎓 Doc Freemo 🇳🇱 @freemo@qoto.org

We have now officially moved out of the computer age and into the loony tunes era of robotics and personal devices.

That dream of owning a robotic back scratcher that is also a juicer and can slice Julian fries all while connecting to spotify... well now is the time to live that dream!

::me as a new member of the bird watching club::

member: You know the purpose is to see how many **different** birds you can spot. You just marked the same bird over and over on your check list. Where there really that many Great Tits outs today?

me: Birds? What?

There is a bird whose scientific name is Turdus Maximus.

...that is all

Man DuckDuckGo sucks! I just tried using it and all I keep getting back is porn. I guess I will never know what the Great Tit bird looks like :(

You might be high, but you will never be "I just smoked a whole brontosaurus to my head" high.

#Cannabis #marijuana #drugs

LOL good old senile #Biden at it again.

"This thing I came up with costs $0, we must raise taxes on the rich to pay for it!"

Just a reminder, bread is made from wheat, wheat is a plant, therefore bread is a vegetable. Also French fries and corn chips are also vegetables.

You're welcome.

I once joined a facebook group where the stated purpose is to come up with the worst insults people could think of and throw them at each other for fun. They explicitly stated there were no rules and nothing was out of bounds.

After less than a week I was banned from the group for offending people. This is some Jedi level shit posting I got going here, dont fuck with me.

How to know when to use you're vs your:

you're - Use this whenever you want to sound fancy or sophisticated. Much like using résumé instead of resume.

your - Use this one if your an unsophisticated simpleton who doesn't care what anyone thinks of you.

#english #writing

I tend to keep a lot of reminders about system/network maintance I need to do. Things that are every few weeks or months like updating the system or renewing certs.

Sometimes I find that there is a bit of a mental hurdle to do a task when it comes in. Even though its not much it can feel daunting when you dont remember the exact steps and need to pull up a how-to again or remember where you stored your notes, if you even have any.

So what im doing now is when i create a reminder I actually copy and paste the step-by step instructions from the documentation into the comments itself. So when the reminder comes in I literally just copy and paste them into a terminal, hit enter, and im done.

I also add the links to the documentation and my personal notes in the reminder itself. That way if something doesnt go as planed I dont need to start digging around for the complete instructions, its all right there for me.

This has cut down my procrastination significantly. Instead of waiting a day or two and maybe forgetting to do the task at all I now have it over and done with after like 5 minutes max from seeing the alert.

Has anyone seen that documentary about the economics of pie manufacturing in the Caribbean? I am not sure if its worth watching or not but but it keeps popping up for me on Netflix. It is called The Pie Rates of the Caribbean. It must be good because they even did a few sequels.