namark @namark@qoto.org
Joined Jan 2020
Now make sure to remember, kids, the golden rules of gun:
1. When someone tries to do something bad, best solution - shoot them in the head!
2. Everyone gets guns means only good people get guns, because bad people are dumb subhuman apes who just can't think or use their thumbs!
3. Good, kind, peaceful, empathetic, law abiding citizens always win the gang wars!
@igel @crunklord420 be afraid
@Ox @igel I think it's much more simple:
might - accidental/uncertain
may - deliberate/certain
Be careful you might (accidentally) slip.
May I (deliberatly) help you?
You certainly may do that.
I might do that, but I'm not certain.
Maybe a bit subtle, but not that hard to pick up if you don't play the language matching game.
Now, may vs can, that's the stuff. Can is hellbent to get rid of may, but there are still a few places where may finds refuge, like... star wars, I guess...
@deadheat nuns, everyone knows thiiis.
god rigged the game making it about purity so that his angels win, so they were going around like "we angles, we so pure, we so beautiful, none of you humans got nothin on us", but then wild nuns appeared and went "we just humble nuns, angels so much bettah, we dun deserve nothin, we go to hells" and then they used *pray for enemy* and it was super effective and they won, so all angels rage quit, and god's still butthurt about it.
is in bible I Ø 🦅
@thor@mstdn.social @toast nobody knowing what it represents or even what base it is...
chance of that happening: <<<<||||||||| 🦅
@toast @thor@mstdn.social base 60 or gtfo, babylonians got it right: 60 🦅 (60x1)
@design_RG @zleap arxiv bot is cancer, kill it with fire!
gotta be curious if there might be an "anti-alex" somewhere out there wondering the opposite
https://twitter.com/JoaCHIP/status/1095385760474300416
satisfied
nah, can't fool me, there's a reason it's called game of life
carpenter: builds and sells table
murderer: buys table
carpenter: sent to prison for a lifetime per table leg
justice: is served
murderer: enjoys table
remember kids, specialization is crime
s'that what you guys do around here? O.o
is that why your pic is black and white? o.O
nope, I'm out
Depends on the circumstances, I guess, but, at least based on my almost no experience, there is. You're never getting over death, so if that's how it is, then, yeah, that's a piece of you condemned to eternal suffering you'll just have to get used to. Otherwise, while initially it's the same or worse, in the long term (2 years? plausible, 3-4 maybe better), if you manage to keep in touch as friends/humans (which fortunately modern technologies allow for), it will help ground you in reality, which usually turns out to be not as bad as you imagined to yourself. I mean, if you never even see her again, how do you know you have feels for her and not some vague recollection of your own emotions?
@niggaflamebuttholeaids @FailurePersonified @colonelj
are we talking breakup or death?
how do YOU split?
oh the humanity
@amiloradovsky@functional.cafe I voted yes twice -_-
Can you show us where he touched you? Next time he rubs you, you chop his arm off, okay?
Other amusing activities here include:
Nominating yourself for an admin seconds after creating an account, passing unanimously, cause nobody cares, and conspiring to dethrone all other admins.
Trying and failing to science hard.
Cream of the conspiracy theorist/scientologist crop.
Muting Rob.
It is a perfect... well... you know like... "golden cage"... for a... you know... "a nightingale"???... I don't know where I'm going with this...
