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@worldsendless@qoto.org
Full Stack Clojure web app engineer
Joined Jul 2021
RT @borkdude
Rich Hickey's view on static types as a modeling language (similar to UML):
I'm sick and need sleep I can't get. My internet is broken in my whole house. My emacs is broken.
Troubleshooting may be my specialty, but there must be limits.
My newly refined systemd deployment method for uberjars #clojure #java https://orys.us/uv
RT @paulschun
As we focus on growth in the Clojure community (it's the focus of this year's @reClojure), it's important to listen to businesses explain their stack decisions.
Metrist recently raised $5.5M and they're betting on Elixir: reliable scheduling in a small executable for customers. https://twitter.com/Metrist_io/status/1590790879253786625
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"When you use 32 Bit numbers for the world population"
submitted by Gay-Goblin99
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yqwgnt/when_you_use_32_bit_numbers_for_the_world/
@sab @thibaultamartin when I use qoto, its code has diverged a little from main, so that could be related too
@fndriven Interesting. At least webp is actually a superior, smaller format. Gif to mp4 can't be drop-ins for each other, right?
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@worldsendless Gab is a toxic right-wing social media app built on a fork of the Mastodon app. https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/12/20691957/mastodon-decentralized-social-network-gab-migration-fediverse-app-blocking
@mykd Good article, and appalling behavior from Gab!
@fndriven I don't actually see a ton of webp in the wild, though. I don't see stuff I upload get secretly changed to webp while still claiming it's a jpg
@mykd what is gab?
Since when are .gif and .mp4 interchangeable?
@bonqo
Yeah, your account (this) looked good for tech following, which is what I emphasize with my qoto account. I wanted to follow England on my non-tech one.
@rommudoh @worldsendless@mastodon.online Ah. I was afraid of that. I re-iterate @freemo that blocking whole servers is heavy-handed and bad practice...
Thanks for looking it up.
@bonqo Are you the same as England? Mr AI let me add them normally, on this (my techy) account. But I want another account to follow England.
Yeah, I've tried that. Tried doing the remote follow, too. I get these messages.
@England I can't seem to follow you from my account that I want to, @worldsendless@mastodon.online. Maybe mastodon.online is blocking freespeechextremist.com?
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Just Signed Up Here. 
As per usual cos i move with the Times and need to update [my profile] a wee beta.
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ATTENTION MATH PEOPLE:
if someone studying ""computer science"" (blasphemous demon) comes up to you and asks if you want to learn about "lambda calculus", DO NOT ENGAGE! I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGAGE!!! this is how they TRICK poor innocent mathematicians into turning towards the DARK SIDE (computer).
it is NOT the calculus you know
it is EVIL
stay AWAY
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A reminder for anyone new to mastodon who might not be happy with some of the racist and bad actors out there on other servers... Just import the fediblock list to your personal blocks and you will be safe from the vast majority of bad actors.
I took all the domains from https://fediblock.neocities.org/ block list and put it in a csv file that can be imported so you can block all hateful ...
Full Stack Clojure web app engineer
Joined Jul 2021
