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If you're ever in Florida, make sure you stop by the restaurant with the chief who had a huge necrotizing sarcoma.

(Remember to wear your respirator while you are eating so you don't get infected by COVID-19.)

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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Accessible description of video:

first a scene from Airplane! (1980) a closeup of Lloyd Bridges with a puffy face and a silly grin, he is sniffing glue. zoom out showing that all of his hair is sticking straight up. pan right to show air traffic controllers walking around, but they are upside down -- the camera is upside down and so was Lloyd. (that's why his hair was sticking up and his face was puffy)
Cut to a night scene from Starman (1984) showing Jeff Bridges standing naked, his arms out with his palms up. a small bright bluish light is next to him about shoulder height. the light slowly moves up and illuminates his head showing that his hair is sticking straight up, just like his father's was.

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Retro SciFi Film of the Week…

Starman (1984)

The Starman has small balls and Jenny Hayden has big eyes, and when they get together…

The special effects are dated and there are a few plot holes, but this is a great film with a huge helicopter budget – highly recommended.

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(video: fair use clips from the film)

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a hand opens showing two small silvery balls, Starman looks pensive, he picks one ball out of his hand and looks sad or meditative; Jenny Hayden is in the dark and looks scared or amazed, she has big eyes; a spaceship that is pointy in front and spherical in the back heads towards Earth; fighter jets take off, one of them fires at that spaceship as the jet’s instrument panel is shown; cut to a house in a rural setting, then the camera is looking out through the window as a fireball streaks across the sky with a picture of Jenny and Starman inside the house in the foreground; the fireball crashes into the ground with a spectacular fiery explosion rising into the air.

Here's a nice (visual) overview of the history of world civilizations...

youtube.com/watch?v=__BaaMfiD0

(sorry for the youtube link, couldn't find it elsewhere)

Will the United States collapse before the end of this decade?

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If humans suddenly became extinct*, which species would eventually evolve to become the “dominate” species?

Possibilities…

- One of the other hominids
- A large land animal (elephant, bear, rhino…)
- One of the corvids (raven, crow, blue jay, magpie…)
- One of the parrots
- A cetacean
- Another sea animal (octopus, crab...)
- Small mammal with fingers (mouse, squirrel, raccoon, koala…)
- Eusocial insect
- Someone else…

(* assuming a species-specific extinction for humans like a disease or infertility, not a mass extinction event like an asteroid or gamma ray burst)

Notice how she was able to save the first one, but... 😆

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Fed chair Jerome Powell, in a hastily organized appearance, tries to calm markets by explaining the recent bank failures...

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Have you ever pretended to be less intelligent than you are in order to fit in socially?

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In 2015, Brian Williams was fired from NBC Nightly News after he told a fib.

In 2023, Jeff Zients was given a promotion to WH Chief of Staff after he killed a million Americans.

The times, they are a changing...

(images: zients PD; Williams CC-BY-SA-3.0, Shankbone, Mediawiki Commons)

On the right is the first lion used by The Goldwyn Corporation for the movie The Ace of Hearts (1921).

On the left is a still of a crew filming "Jackie", the second lion used for the MGM logo (1928).

There's a 50/50 chance that a wormhole is actually an inter-dimensional tunnel through an apple.

Here's the proof...

qoto.org/@Pat/1099003015904337

More people died this week in the US from COVID-19 than were killed in the 9/11 attack. Every week, another 9/11 attack.

Please wear your respirator when you are around other people.

Do a seal check on your respirator when you wear it.

It is more dangerous to be in public without a respirator than it is to drive without a seatbelt.

(right image: Flickr, Danielle Blue, CC-BY-SA-1.0)

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Should I continue to publish my Retro SciFi Film of the Week series here on qoto?

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woke (adj.) - anti-racist

anti-woke (adj.) - pro-racist

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Retro SciFi Film of the Week…

Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)

Shortly after Sputnik but before astronauts walked on the Moon, the Soviets made a science fiction film called Paneta Bur (1962). Roger Corman bought the rights to the film, sliced and diced it, dubbed it, added a few scenes and the result was Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet, released in ‘65.

The plot, the pace, just about everything is incomprehensible in this mess, but the cool part is all the 1960’s scifi props from the original Soviet film (which is probably what Corman was after when he bought it). It’s got a 60’s concept car with big fins, a Robbie Robot knockoff, reel-to-reel tape recorders, astronauts with fishbowl helmets using gunpowder pistols… it’s got just about everything you’d expect from a 60’s scifi film (see the parody trailer for some examples). ...and of course all of the factual science errors like gravity in a spaceship, campfires and animals on a planet with little oxygen, Venus is 200 million miles away, sounds in space and much more.

Corman made a sequel to this film, Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968), which used much of the scenes from this film, but also added some women on the planet.

You don’t want to miss this one (unless you have anything else to do).
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Parody trailer opens with title graphic, color is extremely under-saturated, almost black and white; a space station with astronauts walking on the outside like there’s gravity; a meteor whistles in space and crashes into one of the spaceships; guys walk around inside a space ship like there’s gravity, their lips are out of sync because the voices are dubbed; a 1960’s style concept car drives up with huge fins and a bubble top; a brunette woman with a beehive hairdo tries to reach guys on the radio; a robot opens the helmet visor of an astronaut who is in distress and puts a tablet in his mouth and pours water on his face and clumsily closes his helmet; an aquarium with a little turtle and goldfish, the concept car is behind the aquarium (pretending to be underwater), the astronauts are carrying the concept car; an old astronaut with a fishbowl helmet talks to a robot; the robot carries two astronauts on his shoulders through lava; a brontosaurus; an astronaut gets attacked by an fake alien monster puppet that looks like the one from The Little Shop of Horrors; the astronauts build a campfire on the planet with little oxygen; another brontosaurus with an astronaut playing with his tail; the astronauts fly the concept car and get attacked by a goofy-looking pterodactyl; an astronaut hurries into the rocket ship, they kick away the ladder, close the door and blast off from the planet.

#65

"Karen is my pet groomer."

They keep messing with the language and twisting and mangling words so much that now I'm not sure what that sentence actually means.

Index of Retro SciFi Films of the Week (long) 

Index for Retro Scifi’s of the Week

Dec 2021

Beyond the Time Barrier (1960)
qoto.org/@Pat/1075273931619741

Jan 2022

Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
qoto.org/@Pat/1076242260652910

Forbidden Planet (1956)
qoto.org/@Pat/1076561505464321

Silent Running (1972)
qoto.org/@Pat/1076958946235230

Feb 2022

Andromeda Strain (1971)
qoto.org/@Pat/1077378629921935

Soylent Green (1973)
qoto.org/@Pat/1077779583942588

A Trip to the Moon (1902)
qoto.org/@Pat/1078181258197280

A Taste of Armageddon (1967)
qoto.org/@Pat/1078557503736798

Mar 2022

The Absent Minded Professor (1961)
qoto.org/@Pat/1078948353353098

The Bicentennial Man (1999)
qoto.org/@Pat/1079397907845509

War of the Satellites (1958)
qoto.org/@Pat/1079740021449656

I, Robot (2004)
qoto.org/@Pat/1080137836364019

Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe: Doom of the Dictator (1940)
qoto.org/@Pat/1080507294987768

Apr 2022

Tron (1982)
qoto.org/@Pat/1080902592485591

Starship Troopers (1997)
qoto.org/@Pat/1081323696798403

Godzilla (1954)
qoto.org/@Pat/1081680581571365

12 to the Moon (1960)
qoto.org/@Pat/1082123885158828

May 2022

The Time Machine (1960)
qoto.org/@Pat/1082536793837480

Contact (1997)
qoto.org/@Pat/1082908923812273

The Atomic Submarine (1954)
qoto.org/@Pat/1083298600702670

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
qoto.org/@Pat/1083710815444792

June 2022

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
qoto.org/@Pat/1084091612304515

Metropolis (1927)
qoto.org/@Pat/1084494550472156

Supercar (1965)
qoto.org/@Pat/1084870840959889

Cloud Atlas (2012)
qoto.org/@Pat/1085234470913944

AI: Artificial Intelligence (2000)
qoto.org/@Pat/1085685651320926

July 2022

Virtuosity (1995)
qoto.org/@Pat/1086078964539658

Battlefield Earth (2000)
qoto.org/@Pat/1086573600491480

Brainstorm (1983)
qoto.org/@Pat/1086799861138926

Timebomb (1991)
qoto.org/@Pat/1087387448408608

August 2022

Radar Men from the Moon (1952)
qoto.org/@Pat/1088072885017000

Electric Dreams (1984)
qoto.org/@Pat/1088406278302125

September 2022

American Warships (2012)
qoto.org/@Pat/1089365161868916

Epoch (2001)
qoto.org/@Pat/1089770563796808

Splash (1984)
qoto.org/@Pat/1090199350798861

Loss of Sensation (1935)
qoto.org/@Pat/1090555110560373

Waterworld (1995)
qoto.org/@Pat/1090832014155361

October 2022

The Island (2005)
qoto.org/@Pat/1091405372020411

In Time (2011)
qoto.org/@Pat/1091803393076948

Justin Time (2010)
qoto.org/@Pat/1092445002243936

November 2022

WarGames (1983)
qoto.org/@Pat/1092820087237854

Mission to Mars (2000)
qoto.org/@Pat/1093288762602122

Stepford Wives (1975)
qoto.org/@Pat/1093722655753780

Avatar (2009)
qoto.org/@Pat/1093949858963876

December 2022

The China Syndrome (1979)
qoto.org/@Pat/1094402214385328

Inception (2010)
qoto.org/@Pat/1094809966555583

Altered States (1980)
qoto.org/@Pat/1095208973248035

Things To Come (1936)
qoto.org/@Pat/1095602737686037

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
qoto.org/@Pat/1095998952555394

January 2023

Dancing on the Moon (1935)
qoto.org/@Pat/1096435140252956

Woman in the Moon (1929)
qoto.org/@Pat/1096839626204061

Abre Los Ojos (1997)
qoto.org/@Pat/1097182731215120

Short Circuit (1986)
qoto.org/@Pat/1097635328099917

February 2023

Snowpiercer (2013)
qoto.org/@Pat/1098039294211348

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
qoto.org/@Pat/1098543857365565

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
qoto.org/@Pat/1098875849099710

The Village (2004)
qoto.org/@Pat/1099280209227479

March 2023

After Earth (2013)
qoto.org/@Pat/1099562868513063

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