@blitzpeace2020 Cheat better next time. #solvingproblems
@stevemotley You know #god did it just for that #medal 🎖️
@freedommarch It's hard to grab pussy when she is sitting down.
@FailForward So that's what #HotblackDesiato has been up to.
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@ambulocetus obviously #antifa
@gawrsh TIL #maxheadroom became a professor.
Just saw on #fakenews #cnn that the Mars Rover landed. So apparently just another #fakemoonlanding! And that view of the craft, totally looked like a cartoonish animation! You don't fool anyone fake news CNN!
#fakemarslanding! 🚀
@valleyforge Some #constitutional carry #laser pistols would come in handy right about now. #pewpew 🔫
@louiscouture He is the #texas #designatedsurvivor so in 6 months he can #lol at California summer power outages. He is a #patriot! 🇺🇸 🦅
@eternaltyro Well here's what you do. Go back on there, tell your family you just had a new baby. Get random pics of really ugly babies and flood their feed with those pics. Caption all those posts with "see how cute my baby is!" Yell at them with ALL CAPS if they don't respond. 👶 🤢 If they don't leave after that, disown them. #solvingproblems
@eternaltyro Looks like another weekly #deletefacebook trend, where noone actually deletes facebook. ❌ 🙄
@pope_meat Stupid people vote for stupid people. Tell stupid people that presidential #voting is now done exclusively on #americanidol!
#solvingproblems
I just might be serious! (don't eat the onion)
#AvidIndoorsman
Looking for a Princess, my pet dragon is famished!