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I've been laughing at this one for 2 days straight at least.

So we reached the part of the conversation where I'm sending her black dick pics and seeing if she notices.

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱  
So apparently Allison Parker, the famous porn star, just friend requested me on facebook and messaged me. She thinks I'm cute and wants to date. Sc...

@freemo She is 100% the cutest. I will fight anyone who says otherwise 😂

@freemo

Just what I meant. Reminds me of a scene in #TerryPratchett and #NeilGaiman's 'Good Omens' where a wave of low-frequency good spreads due to the bad things that couldn't happen 😁

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@freemo

Wow, that's amazing. You didn't just have a lough but did real good, and not for one person only. Loads of respect! 👍

@strawberryfieldsforever

So apparently Allison Parker, the famous porn star, just friend requested me on facebook and messaged me. She thinks I'm cute and wants to date. Score! Its a little odd I suppose she is using a totally different name and has a blank facebook profile... but I lerned a long time ago not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I'm in!

Wow non-autistic people are so weird and awkward... They are uncomfortable to be around... damn normies.

@freemo Whahahaha, Ezekiel looks like an interesting read. :D

Why do I never see those kind of quotes uttered in christian sitcoms ? :D

Oh shit I just managed to track down the Jen B. from this post. She was the nicest person to me in HS. Going to reach out to her.

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱  
When I asked her why she had a crush on me (trying to get a bit of an ego stroke)... she replied "Because you were different, and kind to everyone"...

When I asked her why she had a crush on me (trying to get a bit of an ego stroke)... she replied "Because you were different, and kind to everyone"... In HS I had the reputation of standing up to bullies when they picked on kids, and they picked on me a lot too. But Usually I was known for pranking/fucking with the bullies to get back at them.. I tortured those fucked everytime they picked on some kid, it was fun.

I even went around and got the bullies to sign my yearbook to show them how little I cared about their insults. Attached is one page where a bully tried to be mean and then a lady from my class corrected him, its super cute. I'll share the other pages if anyone requests

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱  
Yesterday a chick from HS.. 22 years ago now, reached out to me for the first time and told me she had a crush on me but because i left HS at the e...

Yesterday a chick from HS.. 22 years ago now, reached out to me for the first time and told me she had a crush on me but because i left HS at the end of 10th grade and after just a few weeks into 11th she never got to talk to me, but had a crush on me for weeks prior.

I didnt remember her other than always getting excited for math class cause she was super pretty and i wanted to see her walk to her desk. I remembered her.

Anyway the article I shared yesterday about me in wired magazin was actually about what i did after leaving HS and why I left. So it was very relevant and why I looked it up.

Anyway all I can say is knowing one of the top level ladies out of my league in HS had a crush on me and to hear all the stories about me she remembered and why she liked me and all that... well.. super ego boost!

Ya know its 21 years later and I didnt realize the dutch wrote a news article about me when I was 17... this is kinda cool.

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