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In a shock to all us old people, she has been declared 'over the hill' and will soon star in Hallmark movies.

Since he seems to be doing something serious these days, I'd ask for suggestions. I'm thinking he would look good as Attila the Hun, or Vlad the youknow.

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@girls_can We are talking about people going to work, who haven't had their morning coffee yet. They line up in their cars, idling, around the block.

@seislologist rain rain rain The Pacific Belt will continue to be cold, which is sad for the whole world.

@girls_can In Canada, Tim Hortons has introduced a wooden coffee lid. Already there is a lawsuit for lip splinters.

@cyrilpedia The latest variant whipped through Toronto in August. I was really sick, and that made 3 times for me. Now, it seems the rest of the world is getting it. Or I hope it isn't a new variant.

-- Fickle Finger of Cold heads to Toronto -- My son's flight from Sanfran to Toronto was cancelled, probably stuck in Vancouver. They better get here before this thing does.

Momentum keeps cold water going -- It is universally acknowledged that La Nina must die. All 2023 forecasts incorporate this. However, the kinetic energy involved in this flow probably exceeds all known natural events.

@atomicpoet Yeah, middle of a land grab. Great thing to read before the morning coffee. --- maybe not.

AI to destroy the Internet. Quote:

But there is a more serious long-term implication. We may be witnessing, in real time, the birth of a snowball of bullshit.

Ha, I think I broke my side laughing. Can we have a list of all the current bullshit?

@atomicpoet Sure, but to be fair, I wager 200 of those instances and 1.3 million of those accounts are just _you_ trying out a new thing.

@javifields Isn't that overkill? Next, it will be no girls can get PhD's.

Sign in the Musk Curiosity Shop - If you buy it, you break it.

@Gargron Warm-up question: Has E. Musk offered to buy (destroy) you?

Sodastream -- put in the flavour drops *after* you zap it. Excellent lesson in gas explosion dynamics. 😭

BC gets the black. That's 40 below. Pipes will freeze.

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