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@cwebber@octodon.social I recommend if you throw money you use nickels and aim for their face. They are nice and heavy so they tend to get someones attention when they bounce off their forehead.

@noelle Have you checked to make sure your head isnt, in fact, wrapped in bubble wrap? I speak from experience :)

@vital876@mastodon.social I spell it practuss, which is the only correct spelling.

food is basically just middle eastern food where you replace all the chickpeas with fava beans.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Mastodon, is in fact, the Fediverse, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the ActivityPub-Fediverse. Mastodon is not a singular network unto itself, but rather a subnetwork of a greater "federated universe" - the Fediverse - realized by thousands of independent, live servers, each running an instance of one of an ensemble of platforms, all of which interoperate via the ActivityPub protocols.

Many Mastodon users surf a particular impression of the Fediverse every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the fraction of the network which is most widely used today is called "Mastodon", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Fediverse, equally inhabited by users from other non-Mastodon servers.

There really is a Mastodon, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the Fediverse they use. Mastodon is an ActivityPub server for microblogging. Mastodon is an essential part of the Fediverse, but limiting by itself. The Fediverse experience manifests in the context of a complete network. Mastodon distributes content in combination with other ActivityPub servers. The whole network is basically ActivityPub servers with Mastodon being the most common; The so-called "Mastodon network" is really the Fediverse network.

@freemo Let C be the category of people. Let f the endomorphism of fucking, I.e. f(a,b)="a fucks b".
Thus, f(you,you).

@stux A quick search I found this old Irish picture of a wake back when staying awake to watch over the body until it was buried was still a thing.

@stux It comes from the old Celtic tradition of a vigil where people would "stay awake" to guard the body of the dead 24/7 until it was buried. Thus the term "wake".

@valleyforge Go to a drive-by shooting competition, best of both worlds.

@trinsec It is weird that you like **any** version of outlook

@twann So it cant translate toots that **are** in your primary language? lame :)

Them: Math is the universal language

Me: Oh cool, how do I say "go fuck yourself" in math?

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