Harold Asmis @hasmis@qoto.org

**Oh yee, of little faith** Yea Virginia, there is no **Twitter Claus** The scum of the Earth need to find something else for their living.

https://techcrunch.com/2022/12/27/there-is-no-next-twitter-and-thats-ok/

#physics #weather **MIMIC continues to be attacked by left-wingers** Or probably not, it's just that they don't respond to my constant hectoring. Maybe someone else can give it a try. Anyway, two very strong plumes are warming us and Europe. the plumes are low, so expect cold soon. In the meantime, we get lots of rain on frozen ground.

@lucifargundam @freemo @admitsWrongIfProven that's nice

**Nerd's Guide to Girls** I am amused at the nerds here talking about 'What women want" Ha, ha. I am 100% single-focus nerd. It's an inherited mental condition that burns out your brain at age 40, and tries to kill you. The main symptom in high school is that you are terrified of girls. You try to get over it in University, but you have no hormones, and you can't react to female hormones. Everything is plastic. I did programming, physics, and read a lot. These days, the guys do endless computer games. The poor girls only have high-testosterone guys, who mop the floor with them. At some time they get sick of the abuse, but there are no alternatives.
At age 26 I had a high paying job, my own apartment overlooking the city and a car. I decided I should talk to girls. There followed a life, for a while, that should be a comedy. Eventually, I reproduced. All's good.

@xasherry I can put on my clean shirt.

@TheOldGuy Just click on the text for the whole thread - usenet style. That was Kari, my bodacious babe, who stars in my savage fantasies, I can't talk about. Involves whips and chains. -- I'm so sick.

Before you all ask, the rubber things are there for one of 3 reasons.

1. So the baby can pick up a jar and chug the brine.
2. Pickling 'Free the Nipple'
3. It's a one-way valve for fermentation, and X razor cut.

@peterweyand I'm always cool.

**Christmas gift pickles** This was a pickle kit that uses the brine method, which is the same as sauerkraut. In the background is the mandolin, nicknamed **Vlad the Impaler**. It has caused much blood. Now, the rule is to not go within 3 ft of it without the cut-proof gloves. These are a cheap ammie thing, with stainless steel threads. Much to the dismay of my cut fingertip, the 'safety' holder is useless.

@TheOldGuy She's cute. :)

@Romaq Or **Stop Complaining**

I want **Bold** text.

#physics #weather This is my big weekly-ish blog on the ocean currents. I find you can't do anything semi-serious here.

https://ontario-geofish.blogspot.com/2022/12/state-of-oceans-december-27-2022.html

However, nobody reads anything longer than a sentence, if that.

@PartialGestalt It's all done by AI now. :)

@TheOldGuy Didn't work.

@TheOldGuy **POOR TEXAS** testing markdown.

@VoxDei Try Lego with bare feet!

@TheOldGuy I read that, and he's so proud of himself. I like 'jew-ish'. These guys are hoots!

@darryl How do you get a Canada flag?

@goldclusters It really would have been better with a rubber glove on the end, or something else.