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@pomstan@срёт.онлайн

I have houses around the world. Ill do exactly what i did last time he had office, go to one of my foreign homes and watch as the usa burns to the ground. Though i doubt therr is any real chance of him being reelected, the man is as brain dead as biden.

@trinsec @Pat @freemo As a facial recognition expert, it appears to be the sign of relief after a particularly severe bout of constipation has been surprisingly alleviated by an equally surprisingly painless treatment. (If only a German was here to christen my description with a ridiculously long compound word.)

Imagine it: you haven't pooped in a week and a half, you're bloated and miserable. Suddenly, after enjoying a delicious, laxative-laced stroopwafel, a stirring in your bowels begins that begets the smoothest pooping experience of your existence: a perfect log, a single clean wipe, and a feeling of contented ease unrivaled by anything you have or will ever experience. It's bittersweet, as you know it's all downhill from here.

It is **this** feeling of completely unexpected joy caused by the reversal of a (pun-intended) crappy experience by a stupid simple method, that I believe we are observing here. Truly, this expression exemplifies these circumstances, and only a few will have the joy of experiencing it for themselves.

P.S. In case it was non-obvious, the poop thing is just an (albeit gross) illustrative metaphor for the emotions behind the expression 😂

@AmpBenzScientist
Lol, you arent thr first one who said they pretended it was then

@Pat

For me it was a slender man type scary figure.

I loved my mom but we had conflict.

@mc @b6hydra @Rado1 @AmpBenzScientist

@2ck
It isnt the risks that would worry me. Spending a week in a tiny box with little to do sounds madening is all.

@Sounds_of_heaven@social.tchncs.de
Reasonable points

@Placholdr
Sure, but i sugfest you register the name you will use on qoto.org (you dont need to post) just to make sure someone doeant steal your name. We givw precedence to anyone who has the name on qoto.org for other services.

I'm not surprised that the first analyses of the first Webb data seem to indicate that galaxies in the early universe are more massive than the standard model of cosmology predicts.

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