Trinsec @Qoto @trinsec@qoto.org

*Tries to write in English about a Dutch thing*
*Fails miserably*
*Gives up*
I don't think my brain wants to English this morning. :P

@WandelStock@mastodon.art Oh, hey. Ik vind zulke soort plantjes altijd wel leuk. Groeien ze hier in het wild dan?

@AmpBenzScientist Uh oh, that's not good. If I were you I'd do an allergy test to be 100% certain. Go to your doc for one?

@sean Heh, you reminded me I had to jot down my weird dream from last night. Thanks. ;)

Oh right, before I completely forget about this weird dream, I'd better jot this down. It's funky, funny, and just outright weird. If you want to make a novel out of it, I demand to be credited!

So, my dream last night was about monsters absolutely scared of cute looking baby wild animals (like a cutesy cartoon cheetah and such, just in 3D. If you know the game Space Ark, it's pretty damn close). Monsters live in the forest, they have to flee. Farmers insta-demolishes forest (just like you'd see in cartoons basically) and make farmland. The cutesy wild animals drive the monsters away for them...

Then somehow I'm in a small group of.. well, humans. Found a large metal door, opened it, and locked it behind us, so those cutesy animals couldn't chase us anymore (we're not monsters... but hey). We'd entered another forest area, kinda level-locked by that door like in games. Saw some monsters which were shy. Ok fine. Saw some sort of a .. uh.. sorta starport Inca style with fancy sparkly lights, and we had the idea we have to leave this planet before the cutesy wild animals and the farmers took over the whole damn planet, ultimately flattening everything to convert into farmland...

It really got weird.

Oh one of the monsters (which kinda looked like a giant hippo from Madagascar) wasn't happy with our presence. So they went off to open that door.. but then regretted it instantly as those cutesy wild animals started chasing them, and suddenly the previously hidden forest was fast getting flattened and demolished and insta-converted into farmlands and my group had to hurry up to figure out how to call a starship to leave that place...

Then I woke up, wahhhh. :P

(I also remember one of those monsters being a tiny body with a huge alligator head, cartoon style...)

@stux Might need to check your local rules. In NL it's quite restricted now I've understood.

@artilectzed

@lucifargundam What do they mean with '@ Meta opportunity'?

@Bosbesje@mastodon.nl Ze houden mij niet voor de gek, dat is zekers een Dalek!

@Pat At least that paper wasn't wasted...

@peterdrake Yes, I need to delegate more to my notes.

@lsitongia In Europe it sure is. Too many vacatures, not enough personnel. I don't know what the situation's like in USA though.
@lucifargundam

@Mehrad @lucifargundam That's actually a very good question. Then the trick is to adjust the CV enough so that it would go through some automation easily until a human finally actually looks at it.

@lucifargundam Damn, you should move over here. We're screaming for personnel in many sectors and not enough people to fill those roles. It's ridiculous.

@dpwiz I dunno.. that black bang with that font makes me very very afraid.

@freemo 🤨

Just paste their heads on some random naked body, almost the same thing. 😋

I like reverse image search. That way I can figure out what plants I have in my garden. :P
#Gardening

@Bosbesje@mastodon.nl Aha. Cool!

@Teryl_Pacieco Awww...

I'm still busy with the Kittens Game. I've got a city going with 180 kittens, 225% happiness, and they've expanded into space. Pollution's at an all-time low.

I'm more and more convinced that we should let cats rule the earth!
#Games #IdleGames

@SuricrasiaOnline Problem is that they might be seen as fake because they look brand new.